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batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

Source: batteur
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matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

Source: matzoballer
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claywinchester: bakerstreetbabes: suddenlyfalling: dajokingkid: Share a Coke with Sherlock “Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits. I snorted. unfortunate phrasing again

claywinchester:

bakerstreetbabes:

suddenlyfalling:

dajokingkid:

Share a Coke with Sherlock

“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.

I snorted.

unfortunate phrasing again

Source: thebakerstboys
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  • Tumblr app:

    I'm done loading

  • Me:

    but what about all these blank pictures and gifs

  • Tumblr app:

    did I fucking stutter

Source: ahandsomestark
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pyrexx:

The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.  

Source: brolmes
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The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?
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m-chi: It’s time to take your medicine Amy #reality

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

Source: m-chi
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pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

Source: the-swedish-short-snout
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deathnoteforcutie: We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Source: deathnoteforcutie
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inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
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Source: annehathawillannehathaway
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sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

Source: caffeinated-zombie
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saviginda:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

if i’m not mistaken those are cows

Source: weeaboo-chan
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niknak79: This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

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mrvvorldwide:

Underwear is literally just a piece of cloth to hold your genitals like who thought of that

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