ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
did I fucking stutter
The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.
It’s time to take your medicine Amy
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
This cat knows how to relax